Kichhu manush achhen jaara bhuru knuchke,naak nachiye dibbi jibon guchhiye beriye gelen. Baatik-Birokti chhoriye, public'er sozhyo shokti'r opor istiri chaliye era dapot'e prithibi shashon kore jaan!
Eraa ek-ek jon Genetic Chamok!
Taraa din'e 4 baar dnaat brush koren,
Aam 2.5 ghonta jol'e chubiye khaan carbide dhuye felte,
Daari-waala manush dekhle kidnapper thauraan ,
Train'e-Bus'e sahojaatri beshi jayga nichhe bhebe nirlipto gaal thoken
Muscle dekhle steroid bhaaben
Australian maatro Chapell bole aantke othen,
Sahokormi promotion pele tel-baaj haaken,
Fuckhka khaoar aage Gelusil kenen..
Emon maanush era!
Emoni ekjon amaader para'r BotkuDaa. BotukDaa kichhudin aage Delhi ghure gelen.Aashar aager Din phone korlen;
"Agaami kaal pouchhochhi Delhi. Station e chole aschhis, train 11'tay....tui 10'tay chole ashish, bola jaay na..train jodi early in kore?"
Eheno Botukda jakhon Baksho-Pyatra somet train theke naamlen, aami "Coolie" bole hnaak perechhi aar omni BotukDa aantke uthe aamar jama khaamchhe dhorlen..
-" Korchhis ki? Bhaddorlok'e coolie daak'e? Luggage niye shotke porel ke dekhbe suni?"
Ei bole amaaer knaadh'e bhari suit-case gochhiye nije Santiniketoni bag niye hnaat'te laagalen. Jei na Auto-Rickshaw dhorbo bole edik-odik dekhchhi omni abaar Botkudaa'r red alert
-" Paagol naaki? Majhpothe revolver dekhiye loot korle ki korbo? Auto-Driver der bhorosha korechhi ki morechho..Bus Stand chol..."
Bus e uthei dekhlum BotkuDa jaro-sharo hoye boshe..edik odik emon bhaabe takiye jeno ei juddho suru hobe! Ki byapar?
"Arrey boka, Bus bhari khaanja jayga...tui bujhte parchhis na..asole kintu pocket-maar gijgij korchhe".
Eheno BotkuDa'ke Delhi ghorano ki chatti-khaani kotha?Kichhutei se Parliament House ba rashtrapati Bhaban mukho holo na..keno?
" Arrey baba, aajkal RDX to kholam-khuchi! Achomka uriye dile?" Mokkhom jukti!
Kono-rakom'e bhujung bhajung diye India Gate niye gelum! Emon bhabe dyab-dyab kore cheye roilo Botkudaa India Gate'er dike...bhablam bodh hoy impressed hoyechhe. Bollam " Kirokom dekhchho?"
Uttor elo:
"Ki dekhchhi janis? Bishaal chushi-kaathi, Gigantic lollypop"
Ghabre giye jaante chailum "Keno?"
Ek gaal heshe BotkuDa bollo:
" Arrey desh ta gobet'e bhora..saheb'ra amaader thengiye nijeder swarthe Juddho korte pathale...consequenty aamader Desh'er manush jon goru-gaadha'r moto nikesh holo..Sahebra juddho-joy korlen...aamra ulu-khagra'ra ki pelum?Consolation Prize..Ki emon India Gate-India Gate kore naachis ga? Chho-Chho..Er cheye aamader Chandannagor'er Jagoddhatri Pujo Pandel dher bhalo...bujhli?Neh..ebaar alpo thanda dekhe ice-cream khaoa"!!
Eraa ek-ek jon Genetic Chamok!
Taraa din'e 4 baar dnaat brush koren,
Aam 2.5 ghonta jol'e chubiye khaan carbide dhuye felte,
Daari-waala manush dekhle kidnapper thauraan ,
Train'e-Bus'e sahojaatri beshi jayga nichhe bhebe nirlipto gaal thoken
Muscle dekhle steroid bhaaben
Australian maatro Chapell bole aantke othen,
Sahokormi promotion pele tel-baaj haaken,
Fuckhka khaoar aage Gelusil kenen..
Emon maanush era!
Emoni ekjon amaader para'r BotkuDaa. BotukDaa kichhudin aage Delhi ghure gelen.Aashar aager Din phone korlen;
"Agaami kaal pouchhochhi Delhi. Station e chole aschhis, train 11'tay....tui 10'tay chole ashish, bola jaay na..train jodi early in kore?"
Eheno Botukda jakhon Baksho-Pyatra somet train theke naamlen, aami "Coolie" bole hnaak perechhi aar omni BotukDa aantke uthe aamar jama khaamchhe dhorlen..
-" Korchhis ki? Bhaddorlok'e coolie daak'e? Luggage niye shotke porel ke dekhbe suni?"
Ei bole amaaer knaadh'e bhari suit-case gochhiye nije Santiniketoni bag niye hnaat'te laagalen. Jei na Auto-Rickshaw dhorbo bole edik-odik dekhchhi omni abaar Botkudaa'r red alert
-" Paagol naaki? Majhpothe revolver dekhiye loot korle ki korbo? Auto-Driver der bhorosha korechhi ki morechho..Bus Stand chol..."
Bus e uthei dekhlum BotkuDa jaro-sharo hoye boshe..edik odik emon bhaabe takiye jeno ei juddho suru hobe! Ki byapar?
"Arrey boka, Bus bhari khaanja jayga...tui bujhte parchhis na..asole kintu pocket-maar gijgij korchhe".
Eheno BotkuDa'ke Delhi ghorano ki chatti-khaani kotha?Kichhutei se Parliament House ba rashtrapati Bhaban mukho holo na..keno?
" Arrey baba, aajkal RDX to kholam-khuchi! Achomka uriye dile?" Mokkhom jukti!
Kono-rakom'e bhujung bhajung diye India Gate niye gelum! Emon bhabe dyab-dyab kore cheye roilo Botkudaa India Gate'er dike...bhablam bodh hoy impressed hoyechhe. Bollam " Kirokom dekhchho?"
Uttor elo:
"Ki dekhchhi janis? Bishaal chushi-kaathi, Gigantic lollypop"
Ghabre giye jaante chailum "Keno?"
Ek gaal heshe BotkuDa bollo:
" Arrey desh ta gobet'e bhora..saheb'ra amaader thengiye nijeder swarthe Juddho korte pathale...consequenty aamader Desh'er manush jon goru-gaadha'r moto nikesh holo..Sahebra juddho-joy korlen...aamra ulu-khagra'ra ki pelum?Consolation Prize..Ki emon India Gate-India Gate kore naachis ga? Chho-Chho..Er cheye aamader Chandannagor'er Jagoddhatri Pujo Pandel dher bhalo...bujhli?Neh..ebaar alpo thanda dekhe ice-cream khaoa"!!
3 comments:
jst ravishinggggg
Does this character botukda actualy exists, and did these things actually happen..god what a condition it must have been..ae shon ekta baatik grosto tor aache kaache o thake..oke ye blog ta interpret kore shonabi kintu..
darun laglo. by the way eaai botukda bhari interesting manush bodhoy!!
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